Some funnies

Dear Noah,

We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.

Sincerely,
Unicorns


Dear Icebergs,

Sorry to hear about the global warming.
Karma's a bitch.

Sincerely,
The Titanic



Dear Yahoo,

I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." ...just saying...

Sincerely,
Google


Dear 2010,

So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!

Sincerely,
1985



Dear Windshield Wipers,

Can't touch this.

Sincerely,
That Little Triangle




Dear girls who have been dumped,

There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.

Sincerely,
BP





Dear Batman,

What was your power again?

Sincerely, 
Superman



Dear World,

Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars end there because
some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy OK?

Sincerely,
The Mayans




Dear White People,

Don't you just hate immigrants?

Sincerely,
Native Americans



Dear iPhone,

Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. 
You piece of shut.

Sincerely,
Every iPhone User




Dear Man,

It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?

Sincerely,
Elephant